I have some requirements when it comes to the guys I date. I don't just mean the guys that I date seriously, but guys I go ON dates with. I'm kind of picky in this sense. Yes, I do go out on dates with guys who don't match up perfectly, but for me, the relationship won't go further than friends. Specifically, I have two requirements. These aren't requirements like "he HAS to like pizza and movies". These are physical requirements. I know that sounds pretty sketch, but bear with me for a while.
1. His face. Before you automatically say "it's not all about looks, Sarah!" let me just say: you're right. It's not. This has nothing to do with the look of his face. It's about the size. Let me just say that a BIG chunk of my family history is Swedish. AKA Scandinavian. AKA we have large heads. I don't know why, but something in our genetics make it so we have large heads. Some members of my family are not like this, but I got the "large head" gene, apparently. So if a guy I date has a smaller head, it just feels off, to me. I don't understand it, nor do I really care. All I care about is if the guy I date has a bigger face than me. Weird? DUH. It's me.
2. Height. This is kind of an obvious one. Most girls want a guy who's taller than them. But most girls will also be okay if a guy is only 2" taller. Not me. A lot of the guys I know, who are comfortably at 5'8" (2" taller than me) slouch. Which then makes them my height, or even shorter. I know, there are the guys who carry themselves with straight backs, blah blah blah. But that's pretty rare; especially at college where EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG slouches because of: backpacks, depression, stress, etc. I also don't like going out with guys who ARE MY HEIGHT. It seriously bugs. It might also have to do with the fact that my dad himself is 6'3", and so is my brother-in-law. AND the last guy I seriously dated is 6'6". Those factors tend to sway me a bit.
Out of the two, number one has a lasting effect. I do not seriously date guys who have smaller faces than I do. However, I will go out with guys who are at the comfortable 5'8". In fact, that happened just a few weeks ago.
Maybe I'll just stick to my 5-year-old boyfriends, like TimmyBoy here.
sidenote - TimmyBoy is my cousin, and his birthday is today, and he's my buddy(:
Okay, rant is done, for now. Yes, I'm weird. I've embraced it. I'm not asking you to embrace it, but just accept the fact that I speak my mind. And I speak it quite freely.
STAY FRESH, YO.
PS. I'm at school right now, which is probably why this popped into my mind. And why this is a short post. laterrrrr
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